One day I will dine upon the finest things of the earth. Until then, chew sticks and kibble will suffice.
Robyn will be spared when I make all of the hoomans my slaves. She will be my right hand tummy scratcher.
I work out
My parents like to show off my baby photos. They’re so embarrassing. One day I will destroy them all.
Who has questions for the corgi that will one day be ruler of all the known universe?
No need to tell me, I already know I’m FABULOUS
ways to not become my slave when I take over the world:
- buy me frisbees. lots of frisbees.
- let me get my personal water time
- do. not. dry. me off.
- lots of belly rubs
- do not call me “shorty”, “tiny”, “smalls” or any variation of this stupid word. I am normal sized
- tacos
It may look like I hate water, but I actually love it.
So I’ve been teaching my hoomans how to play frisbee. They are finally getting the hang of it. They seem to think that it’s my favorite thing in the whole world. haha! silly hoomans. My favorite thing in the world is cheese.
That’s right, I have the one ring to rule them all.
