The Life & Times of Ein Bernhard Sr The Great


O hai there, haz ur head asploded yet? Cute right? Wellp this is the life & times of me and my hoomans, and the tail of how i will obtain world domination mwahaha
my mom keeps making me take pictures with her, and I just want to play frisbee

my mom keeps making me take pictures with her, and I just want to play frisbee

I need a kitty companion to help me with world domination plans.
plus I’ve heard when a kitty joins a home, there is a sandbox you can dig for treats in that magically appears.

my mom is so embarrassing

my mom is so embarrassing

squish

squish

I got some modeling in today

samicolon:


Fashionista corgi decides now is a good time to let his hair down


MOM SERIOUSLY???!

samicolon:

Fashionista corgi decides now is a good time to let his hair down

MOM SERIOUSLY???!

samicolon:

My puppy is two years old today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh MOM

samicolon:

My puppy is two years old today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh MOM

my mom worked at a Halloween store so she thought she could embarrass me with this chicken costume. I think I just look badass

my mom worked at a Halloween store so she thought she could embarrass me with this chicken costume. I think I just look badass

We need to talk. It’s very important I feel like a part of the family, and I deserve to eat at the table too.

We need to talk. It’s very important I feel like a part of the family, and I deserve to eat at the table too.

oh how times have changed

oh how times have changed